Wednesday, April 11, 2007
sometimes the only way to feel good, is to be violent.
but of course don't be an idiot an start whacking by-standers in the train.
all you hafta do is buy a playstation 2 and buy god of war 2. THAT'S RIGHT.
you will certainly smile and look dumb-dumb amazed when you start ripping and gutting trotter-legged beasts and the like into a fountain of glory. a fountain of BLOOOOOD..
MEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
I AM KRATOS!
Posted at 12:26 am by
monkeybroth
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Monday, April 09, 2007
people who don't flush the toilet after use should burn in hell
ever wonder how those thin vegetables,
get stuck under an instant noodle's aluminium foil?
right now, to me, that situation is very tangible,
like who the fuck played me in this evil ploy?
who put me here?
looking into the skies, eyes closed, mouth wide open.
dissing the Man, and not quite solemn.
ever wonder why you buy assorted vegetable rice?
someone told me its when you've run out of choice,
or you're just too lazy to even think twice,
that's me, when you get bored of your other toys.
your last resort.
then i'm like how a moth is to a lamp - my job.
that when you open your lid, i get burnt to naught.
Posted at 07:37 pm by
monkeybroth
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Friday, March 30, 2007
and then, there was an idiot.
i feel a little bittersweet right now.
everytime i listen to dashboard confessional, or songs that we'd listen together, i fall into this deep ghetto-like squatter environment, where the poor pity the poorer.
like a stake through the heart.
but now, hmmmm! i THINK i'm getting over it. HOOOOO~
instead of bitter "whys", there are apparently more appreciative "thanks".
bittersweet cuz yes, it feels like a waste to forsake it all, that even every painful experience was actually priceless.
but yes, it is probably better this way. HOR???
it's high time i look back and laugh at these memories rather than shake my head.
SOMEBODY PAT MY BACK QUICK!
Posted at 02:50 am by
monkeybroth
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
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monkeybroth
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Goatwhore - Bloodletting Upon The Cloven Hoof (HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!)
Will you get far in life?
His Hero is Gone - Concrete Cage (... god no...)
How do your friends see you?
Dechristianize - Entwined by Vengeance (keeps getting worse don't it?)
Will you get married?
The Number 12 Looks Like You - That's All She Wrote (aiyo)
What's your best friend's theme song?
Galneryus - In the Delight (uh?)
What is the story of your life?
The Sound of Animals Fighting - You Don't Need a Witness (uh?)
What is high school like?
Cryptopsy - Luminum (uh?)
How can you get ahead in life?
Cannibal Corpse - Barbaric Bludegeonings (HAHAHAH KILL KILL KILL!)
What's the best thing about your friends?
Ed Gein - ...and by the Best i Mean the Worst (HA....ha.....oh man...)
What's in store for this weekend?
Naglfar - Horncrowned Majesty (better be right!)
To describe your grandparents?
As the Sun Sets - Unfulfilled Dreams Are a Burning Utopia (aiyo)
How is your life going?
Sword of Mana - Dreaming (...eh.. something positive can)
What song will they play at your funeral?
Chrono Trigger - Brink of Time (THAT'S RIGHT THE WORLD STOPS FOR ME)
Will you have a happy life?
The Fall of Troy - What Sound Does A Mastodon Make (like "UgHhH!~"....wa sad)
What do your friends really think of you?
Cradle of Filth - Funeral in Carpathia (no wonder noone wants to play with me)
Do people secretly lust over you?
Sadis Euphoria - Serotonin Fever (that means yes to the extremes, yes i know i'm hot)
How can I make myself happy?
Wyclef Jean - Party by the Sea (yay)
What should you do with your life?
My Chemical Romance - Drowning Lessons (BLASPHEMY!)
Will you ever have children?
Nobuo Uematsu - Song of Prayer (i'd want to think my spermatozoa are olympic swimmers thank you)
did i do something wrong in my past life or something?.. FORGET YOU!
Posted at 04:02 am by
monkeybroth
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
new song on my webby titled "textbook answers".
what kinda title is that? you ask.
it's a case of when couples turn to friends. you act like you're all good. but then you both know better. you say things like, "yea let's meet up sometime", "we've got lots to catch up don't we?".
but in the end, you both never do.
the standard textbook answers.
"but but... your lyrics have nothing to do with that concept jesper!"
YAR WELL ITS MY SONG SO SHADDUP!
Posted at 05:48 pm by
monkeybroth
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
we all know what happens when 2 similar elements chemically react and form a compound that absolutely defies the properties of its parents.
take oxygen and hydrogen, both gases in its normal state. both combustable, but when bonded, they form water~.
and these, are my parents.
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= |
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Billy Corgan |
Kang Ta |
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WHAT THE FUCK |
bald, duck-voice, cool |
straight hair, nice-voice,
handsome |
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nuff said |
Posted at 11:28 pm by
monkeybroth
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
Ne Plus Ultra's The Passing. SO BEAUTIFUL CRAFTED.
but i'm not recommending it to any of you. CUZ NONE OF YOU LISTENS TO DEATH METAL!
sniff sniff.. i'm so alone..
Posted at 03:41 pm by
monkeybroth
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
the nunufish and the hobbit
remember lord of the rings? this is the truth about that precious ring.
Posted at 11:07 pm by
monkeybroth
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
k i wrote an english song, its been quite some time.
a total rip-off from damien rice i feel. and very bad vocals as usual. go go go
Posted at 08:41 pm by
monkeybroth
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